new sex toy
just bought a new sex toy last week. it's a nipple vibrator. I get home, get rid of my shopping pal, shut down the phone, close the curtains, put some batteries in my new toy and...it doesn't work.
one week goes by without me using this toy. I return to the shop where I bought it and ask the teller to replace it for me. She opens up the toy and reverses one of the batteries and magically, the toy comes to life. I don't remember the last time I felt so stupid. I could read on her face: Ok, this is a blonde moment.
posted by silvia at 9:07 AM
11 Comments:
Hehe, you were in such a RUSH to use it. D'oh!
I sure was in a hurry...but still.
I can't belive it... it's too stupid to be real!
hmm... but after? it works?
it works now, but it's a bit of a disapointment. doesn't tickle..
if it makes you feel better, I once actually slipped on a banana peel. That felt stupid.
thank you, will. I knew I can always count on your answer to feel better...
which other interesting toys do you have?
I have this dark room where I keep enough toys to entertain at least 20 people for about 2 days
My goodness, I really must see more of the country. That particular room would be a great start.
...that's the way, aha aha, i like it!
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