Friday, February 03, 2006

dating


dating in hollywood has nothing short of a social study.
I know cause I've done it. I dated all shapes and sizes. Took notes. If you want to avoid getting hurt while dating in Hollywood, come ask me about it, I might save you some time and pain.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about if I take a stab at Lesson Number 1? If your date starts the evening off by locking herself out of her condo, after an entire day of drama, and she then spends the whole evening preoccupied thinking about how the fuck she is going to get back in so she can finish her homework assignment... odds are that the evening will only be memorable in a comedic kind of way. Little girls that act in this manner deserve to be spanked, don't you agree?

9:03 AM  
Blogger silvia said...

no, girls like that shoudn't be spanked...they'll just have more material to write about when evenings like that happen.

1:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just how much shit should you take from a girl before you throw her down a flight of stairs?

I know I've reached that limit lately. I just need to be held.

10:59 PM  
Blogger silvia said...

it depends from case to case. if you think she's worth it, then keep trying. she'll come around. if you think she's no good, then move on.
throwing someone down a flight of stairs won't help. I tried it.

1:19 AM  
Blogger Will said...

if a girl puts a gun in your mouth, does that rule out a second date?

8:27 AM  
Blogger silvia said...

well, not if you're into fright games. S&M is a trip.

10:14 AM  

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